Stuff. Things. Bacon.

I so totally do this.

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minusmanhattan:

People who don’t know how to spell “cologne.” 

Love.

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My god, the kids of today are stoopid.

thedailywhat:

Twitter Fail of the Day: The hullabaloo surrounding this weekend’s 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic means a whole generation of youngsters is slowly realizing that the disaster was more than a figment of James Cameron’s imagine. Sigh.

[gothamist]

Wow. Just…just wow. I’m sorry, but, HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?!?!?

thedailywhat:

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: Between allegedly inviting him to her birthday party, and probably collaborating with him on a “Birthday Cake” remix, and irrefutably thanking him for wishing her a happy birthday, I think it may be high time Rihanna re-read the police report from the night Chris Brown beat her half to death. 

Particularly this part:

Brown did not know what she did with the [car] key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.

She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her.

You nearly died that night, Rihanna. You nearly died that night. 

“I’m going to beat the sh*t out of you when we get home,” he promised. You attempted to call for help and that just made him angrier. “Now I’m really going to kill you,” he vowed.

Any of this ringing a bell? Because I’ll never forget that night. I’ll never forget the horrific photos. I’ll never forget reading the terrifying police report.

And I’ll never forgive you for forgiving him.

[@rihanna.]

thedailywhat:

This Thing Looks Like That Thing of the Day: Over 100,000 notes for a photo of a dog that resembles a hairy penis? Real mature, you guys. Real mat—hehe. He looks like a penis.

[pleated-jeans.]

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75 Abandoned Movie Theaters from around the USA

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rouxfully:

Today in Are You Fucking Kidding Me: pens for LADIES. Normal pens are too rough and plain for our delicate lady-hands, clearly.

Also, “EASY GLIDE: Feel the Smoothness” sounds like it belongs on lube, not writing utensils. I’m not sticking it in my vagina, Bic, I’m WRITING WITH IT.

gee I don’t know how I could ever lift any other pens they’re just so heavy.

Writing is really hard and boring; I’m glad I can buy these girly pens to make it worthwhile.

But the ink isn’t even pink, what the fuck. 

$4 for two pens is too much anyway.

What the fuck though

By all means, society. Keep telling me that I need to buy overpriced girly crap simply because I have a uterus.

For that special time when my vagina needs to write a letter.

HOW DARE YOU ASSUME I WANT IT EASY AND SMOOTH

I MIGHT LIKE IT ROUGH

WHAT NOW, BIC. WHAT. NOW.